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While that blog was making the editing rounds here at the office, I shared my own story of how I dealt with a particularly obnoxious harasser, and my esteemed colleagues suggested I share it. And there's gonna be swearing.

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I WILL call the police.

Just a smack on the ass: a tale of sexual assault, vengeance and nervous swearing

Frank Lopez : Tony, don't kill me, please! Tony Montana : Okay Sosa; You wanna fuck with me?

Me, I always tell the truth. The lady advised me to stay put.

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I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife. You don't, then you make a move. They got hair on them. Do you understand?

My girlfriend just dumped me

Tony Montana : The world, chico, and everything in it. Tony Montana : Who put this thing together? I hesitated a moment. The cops had me ride around in the car with them to see if we could find them. Or they think it's "just a slap on the ass.

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The Womxn lobby was looking at me. Fuck you. Who do I trust? I think he was surprised. Tony Montana : In this country, you gotta make the money first.

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Go ahead! A dude passed me as I walked, and I didn't think much of that either. Look at that.

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Not comfy. You wanna fuck with me? What do you think I am?

Woman fucks minor

Immigration Officer 2 : So where's your old man now? Tony Montana : This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. Manny Ribera : Oh, well what's coming to you?

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The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. You like hitting women, huh? I knew they were never going to arrest this guy.

For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. Well, fuck you. There will be repercussions. She don't eat nothing. Perhaps you've caught on.

Me to operator: "I'm sorry, ma'am it's just he's antagonizing me. Tony Montana fuckw Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass?

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You Womam that? In case you ever need extra incentive to not get arrested. So say good night to the bad guy! No one saw it happen. But the truth of the matter is, what this guy did was sexual assault. Did that really just happen? Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

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It's possible this guy was crazy. Come on. I swear a lot when I'm nervous. Which is good, as that validates a lot of Law and Order viewing.

What you think, I'm a fucking worm like you?